Getting Published is like Volunteering for the Hunger Games

Okay MAYBE I mean this more metaphorically than physically but, think of it this way:  you’re competing against a whole hoarde of other amazing writers, all of whom are at least equally good as you are and each of them have specific skill sets that are going to help them in the publishing world (just like the contestants of the hunger games! – but their skill sets lie mainly in killing people…)

So you have to go all Katniss first of all. Publish your book? Holy crap! This is gonna be scary but…..you’ll have to volunteer to do it or you’ll never get anywhere…

  
Then you have to submit to Literary Agents. They have so many submissions to get through so what’s gonna make yours stand out?  And how do you do that? The same way you win the hunger games of course!

  

So you carefully phrase your query letter trying to sound confident, friendly, competant, and super likeable and you click send…It’s done. It’s too late to back out. It’s all left to fate now…

  

Your mum goes all Cinna…

 
And you go all Katniss…

 
You don’t hear back from an agent for literally weeks! If only they’d say something ANYTHING!

 
And then you get a response! They liked your work (yay!) they think you have potential (double yay!) but they’re unable to offer you representation at this time…your intial response is to go a bit Cato…

  
But you pull yourself together and remember that, one way or another, you will be published! Whether it be traditionally or self-published you’ll get your novel out there because you love to write! And that’s what really matters after all….
So the moral of this twisted hunger games/publishing tale is to persevere and never give up hope! 

  
Because Katniss Everdeen wouldn’t have won the hunger games if she had and you won’t get published if you do!

Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour…
 

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11 thoughts on “Getting Published is like Volunteering for the Hunger Games

  1. I simply adore your take on blog entries. They’re so inventive and unique! Most of the time I’m sitting around twiddling my thumbs until some random bolt of inspiration hits me and I fumble with a sort-of good idea for a blog post.
    And I do agree with this metaphor. It’s all about odds in the publishing industry and having the guts to do what it takes to get published.

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    • Thanks so much! I usually just pick a theme and work backwarss from there haha 🙂

      Not at all your blog posts are great! I love your opinion on allegory I’ve never actually considered it before when writing but it struck me when reading your post that all authors must put so much of themselves and their opinions into their writing that perhaps (intentional or not) it becomes allegorical by the interpretation of the reader?

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